FUCK YOU!GREG OK, you know what, I don't need to stand here and take this I don't. I jmfrelse med huvudpersonen i Fat Pig uppvisar Greg bde mod och osjlviskhet i slutet av pjsen. Hmmm? (Starts to eat.) / I was just making conversation GREG Great. This is it? The cast included off-Broadway cast members Thomas Sadoski and Piper Perabo joined by Marin Ireland and Steven Pasquale. Those exact words.GREG All right then. Instead of working your way up in a 9-5 or an entry-level, low-paying job like in fast food, the . Do not walk out of here when we're fighting or I swear to God I'll I will murder your fish when you're gone. Fuck off that's what I want you to do, Greg, get the fuck out of my life and leave me alone, let me start over in a serious fashion, maybe in a relationship or not, I dunno, but if it is in something like that may it please, please be with someone who can keep from being an asshole and all overbearing and thinking they know everything because you don't. I don't see how you could and, and stillI mean, it just isn't possible to feel that kind of, like, hatredI guess that's what it isand still want to be with a person.STEPH Love is blind, shithead. She asks if Greg was out with Kent and girls, but Greg lies and says that it was just guys from work. Mouth shut, OK?GREG Promise.KENT It's Crystal.GREG What is, your skull?KENT Hohoho. Women can make a lot of money in the porn industry, as the earning potential is quite incredible. Even Perabos cute, tidily packaged Carly addresses in a monologue the ways in which being easy on the eyes has worked against her, from dismissal of her nonphysical attributes to undue attention from creeps. I read the synopsis on the back first, . They are. The last thing 20something factory worker Greg (Wolfgang Novogratz) expected when he casually referred to his girlfriends looks as regular was to provoke a shitstorm of invectives launched in his direction, but thats precisely what Stephanie (Laura Coover)unleashes in what may well be the most profanity-fueled scrimmage-of-the-sexes in theatrical history, for despite Gregs attempts to deny, deflect, or defang Stephs invective and despite his best efforts to convince her that by calling her looks regular he was in fact complimenting her on one of her most attractive assets, Steph is having none of this, and by scenes end, she has left him with a final Fuck you! (or words to that effect). Now.STEPH NO! Scoop your top layer away from your face and add soft curls for a pretty style, or straighten it and put it in a high, tight ponytail to look sleek and stylish. We ride that wave. Pretty much.KENT Even with the over time GREG Agreed. (Beat.) . She follows his advice. If you wanna get fat it is GREG I'm not gonna get fat because I had one of these thingsit's all natural stuff in it. Pretty damn lethal. Theatergoers will have barely settled into their seats at "Reasons to Be Pretty," which makes its Broadway debut this week at the Lyceum, before they will . Listen to me! We can't eat lunch and kiss each other and start blabbing on the phone next week We're done, Greg. / (Checks watch.) / You're kidding me.KENT No. Sarah M. Broom. "The Birth Mark." / You don't get it GREG No, I really don't. / She's ait's basically like being a hall monitor.STEPH Fine then. (Digs out his cell phone to find a picture he took.) / (Takes it.) Read the synopsis and character outline of Act One. Pulitzer prize-winning poet Edna St. Vincent Millay once stated "Beauty is whatever gives joy." Observing the arguments and revelations between characters in Neil LaBute's newest drama-comedy "Reasons to Be Pretty," one could also conclude that beauty can be whatever drives you mad. I don't need to do that, make a point of any kind.GREG Then why can't we just ?STEPH Because we can't go back. Not being taken seriously at work - a place many women found to be fuelled by implicit sexist prejudices. Han tackar Greg fr att han tckte ver sin affr och brjar bertta om sina senaste sexuella bedrifter med Crystal, den "heta tjejen" frn kontoret. Beautiful is broader and can indicate a more serious attitude; she is the woman you may consider marrying. (Yawns.) In retail, traders sell items and administrations legitimate Act 2 of Reasons to Be Pretty Reasons to Be Pretty is a hard-edged comedy written by Neil LaBute. But all four actors etch recognizable, multidimensional characters and never try to whitewash their faults. Enter Titania, Queen of Fairies, with . Director Terry Kinney keeps the confrontations tense, volatile and mostly unpredictable whether its the awkwardness of long-term male friends with nothing in common beyond their history or the timid mutual explorations of former lovers, negotiating unhealed wounds while gently testing the depths of residual affections. ", "It takes a tender man to make plays as tough as Neil LaButes. This relieves Carly for the time being. Reasons To Be Pretty: Dark comedy. I mean, you think she looks good in those dress clothes you should see her in a pair a shorts. I'm right here. It just totally hurts if you find out he's not at all into your face, and why that is I don't know, I mean, what a scientist would say about it, those people who are studying human behavior or whatnot Not saying this is full of profound insight or anything but any woman I know, like, my age or younger, she's gonna be super upset if she heard what I did. Right? She hates me KENT Figures.GREG Yeah. (Laughs.) That's pathetic! Walks over with his own and tosses it; reaches down and collects the last of his buddy's mess, throws it out.CARLY enters with her lunch but stops short when she sees GREG. Better?CARLY A little.She smiles and nudges him. Greg's best buddy, Kent, and Kent's wife, Carly, also enter into the picture, and the emotional equation becomes exponentially more complicated. Carly besker Greg (som nnu en gng lser lite klassisk litteratur ). Please is shit. She pisses me off.KENT Hey man, don't blame her for this.GREG I don't.KENT Good, because you're the one who said it.GREG I know. Hien huet d'Grnner Greg fir seng Affr ze bedecken a fnkt un seng kuerz Regisseure mat Crystal aus, di "Hot Girl" aus dem Bro. . Efter att ha frskt smickra honom vill Carly stlla honom en viktig frga om Kent. In contrast with the hero in Fat Pig, Greg displays both boldness and benevolence before the finish of the play. Reasons to Be Pretty. Listen, it's weird, I know that, because I don't count looks as my top thing in a guy, not at alllook at Greg. Greg ass entschllegt an ass ganz ze verstoen. Their skin isI'm not being a perv or anythingbut GREG Thank God for that KENT it's just a fact! No.GREG Stephanie, listen / Please STEPH Fuck "please." The story takes place during the spring in present day Pittsburgh. / That's not true.CARLY Who? Jump up from behind a stack of pallets or out of some big freezeryou should see her face! Shoe Dog: A Memoir by the Creator of Nike. / Took my car KENT Wow. Well, guess what?STEPH gathers herself and heads to the door. I am trying to be nice here, to, to, to make up with you or kiss your ass, which is what I figured you were aftergetting on my knees practically to make it up to you but noyou've gotta keep pushing it, pushing me away by saying that we're done and that we're on, what? Attractive people, they reason, are the big winners of natural selection. (to the others) OK, show's over now, go back to your chop suey shit that you're eating and leave us be STEPH watches the crowd disperse; turns to GREG again.GREG This shouldn't be happening STEPH But it is.GREG I care about you, Stephanie. Swear I fucking willI don't care if I'm late going in or not. You fucking asshole!GREG Joke! Eric Boehm | 2.27.2023 5:20 PM. (Smiles.) Greg is a nice guy who has a way of saying the wrong thing without being aware of it. Attractive, I'm saying. Gender: Female. Will Pyke in Reasons to be Pretty - Underground Productions. If that's all you can do right now, try and dilute the issue at hand by sidetracking us / Or getting us all turned around by GREG I'm just pointing it out / I'm not, I swear I'm not, but you're being all STEPH or, or trying to make me laugh or any of that shit that you usually do, then "fuck you" is what I have to say! It's not my faultI was just going along (Beat.) With her high, intelligent forehead and intense eyes, its easy to buy Pill as a woman whose fragile self-esteem is ruled by her perception of herself as odd-looking rather than attractive. Exit, Pursued by a Bear. Oh yeah!KENT stands, points to a dusty shelf above the cabinets whereseveral other trophies stand. You want me to meet you or No, fine. / SAY IT NOW!GREG Stephanie, stop it or I'll call the cops myself, I will. / She bang it up or anything? And so you stink, kind of, but I've stopped speaking about it to you because you don't listen. / God KENT That's all I'm saying.CARLY Great. She leaves, but not before kissing him good bye one last time. / And so you're talking GREG Honey, come on don't be all STEPH No, tell me. He dumps ithalf goes onto the floor. Steph? The discussion segues to wistfulness for their great occasions together, which at that point changes into the natural contention about self-perception and their separation. / (Smiles.) Already back at it (Beat.) Et gouf nominiert fir dri Tony Awards (Best Play, Best Leading Actress, a Bescht Leading Actor). Reasons to Be Pretty (stylized in all-lowercase) is a play by Neil LaBute, his first to be staged on Broadway. God, you're so ten. / OK?CARLY Fine. Steph seet, datt hatt sech net u sech iwwer Greg denken kann, awer glichziteg glaubt, datt si mat hirem bid Egenner Mann glcklech wert sinn. Hey, that's how it's done's the way we get by. Steph and Greg out of the blue experience one another. / She can God, I was coming to eat some food, you know? She lets him know: I dont know why God made it so difficult for us to believe you all however he did, and it sucks. I'm gonna head back now. Fat Pig attacked the idea . Drove off. Kent says that he expects Carly to hit the gym the day after the baby is born. A stupid thing, I know, I agree with that, but it's STEPH Yeah. / We're perfect.GREG Right. You like shit, clothes and stuff so you can cook and like that, right? Reasons to Be Pretty adalah sebuah komedi keras yang ditulis oleh Neil LaBute. Wanna get some time in the batting cage / Sure you're OK?KENT Good. The changes in women have brought a lot of benefits to society (e.g. / I am, too! And nothing about me?GREG I'm / I don't think I said any STEPH You didn't say anything about me compared to her? Thu 17 Nov 2011 19.32 EST. (Looks around.) / That's what she does to me.GREG 'S great. [1], Produced by MCC Theater and directed by Terry Kinney, the play premiered at the off-Broadway Lucille Lortel Theater on June 2, 2008 and ran through July 5. (Mock yell.) I'm realistic and I know me as a personI don't have that much going for me, not really. Immediately after Carly leaves, Stephanie stops by to share the news: she is engaged to be married. For what your identity is and what you have done, and for all the sh*t you will no uncertainty execute for an amazing remainder. Reasons to Be Pretty r en hrdkantad komedi skriven av Neil LaBute . He thinks Gregs reading is time wasted. DPS offers an extensive list of titles that includes many of the most significant plays of the past century. It rocks. You said some stupid shit and this is what happens GREG Come on, Steph STEPH No, I'm not gonna "come on" today Today is not a "come on" day. Following The Shape of Things and Fat Pig, it is the final installment of a trilogy that focuses on modern-day obsession with physical appearance. / (Glances at screen.) Left a message, anyway. You know what I mean STEPH I do, yeah, that's why I just corrected you on it. Can you imagine what he's actually feeling about my body, and this isn't about sex, not really, but just how he sees my legs or arms, anything OK, yes, I'm thinking about all the rest of it, too, of course I am! Look, Carly, why'd you have to do that? With the sun going downyou know how it shoots a ray out sometimes around something, like a halo, almostit was doing that and he was bathed in this light for a second, in this splash of gold and creamy light, and I thought, "Yeah, he is. I don't think this is one bit funny, Greg, and I hope you can see that.GREG I do, I get that STEPH Then good, that's good At least something of use'll come out of this.GREG Is that what you're doing heretrying to make a point or something?STEPH No. Even before getting to know the person, they jump into the worst assumptions of them. Lindsay Wagner.GREG Great. / You never change / Go for it.KENT Can't. I'm not Jesus GREG I know. In Reasons to Be Pretty, Playwright Neil LaBute takes on our ongoing fixation with beauty and one man's inability to say the right thingever. Plop!KENT makes the noise again and pokes her in the rib. I'm gonna get back.KENT What you don't have time to hear this now? It does. Do not. / OK, and? 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